"I'm the happiest girl in the room every time I get one"
Girl, in a very large room
"Sour Prunes rock my world"
Zara Ramerman, Esteemed Birder
"So goddamn good that my left eyeball started involuntarily twitching. I loved it."
Lauren, Truth Teller
"Prunes so good I brought them across the Atlantic. On the way there, the TSA asked me if they are an addicting substance. I said yes but not in the way you think. They confiscated a package anyway. I saw them eating my SP’s in the break room."
Declan, Associate of Truth Teller
"How you say, fantastic, pure bliss."
Slieberman, Truck Driver
"Simply unparalleled and never before seen"
Carson Butcher, Heron advocate and Bioengineer
"Sweet tang of citrus, transported me far far away..."
D. Clark, Honors Student
"Wow wee! Some of those prunes pack a wallop, but when you can feel it in your teeth that’s when you know… you’ve found the crème de la crème of sour treats."
